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Sunday, December 18, 2005

Kevin's Konservative Krusade

Dear Fellow Members of the Insufferably Smug Left,

From time to time I have been known to express my displeasure towards the moderate lesbigays - tedious types who think that signing a petition in favour of gay marriage and posing around in a red ribbon once a year gives them status as activists. In this offering, however, I wish to consider that other horror of Pervertdom - the Queer Conservative.

Queer conservatives are a bit like, revolting and fascinating at the same time. They are quite the rage in the States at the moment. I mean who could forget Republican Party AIDS victim pinup, Andrew Sullivan? We have our share down here in Australia too - Professor David Flint and broadcaster Alan Jones both spring to mind. However, I've found a particular queer conservative who doesn't have the profile of these other self-loathing types.

His name is Kevin P*****.

Kevin has his own hateful little corner of blogspot and I encourage you to peruse his ramblings - non sequiturs and split infinitives notwithstanding (remember - he IS from Georgia). Now I don't want anyone to think that my original motivation for posting on Kevin's little blog was spiteful, far from it. There was simply a dearth of wit, sparkle and fabulous about the place.

So I added a little bit for him.

Kevin was not best pleased. The ungrateful little cracker posted some catty article on his digital shit sheet. I just LOVE the reference to it being his 666th post. Now that's champagne comedy! Honestly being attacked by Kevin is like being flogged with a warm lettuce. Not just that but he even graced the Spin Cycle with his rodent like presence. Undaunted, I had quick word in the delicate shell like ear of my Blog sister Bucko the Depraved and like two little things possessed we set off for Kevin's place.

Like all conservatives, Kweer Kevin just doesn't like to deal with people who disagree with him. If your views don't dovetail neatly with his, he stomps off in a hissy fit. After a couple of exchanges of comments on his blog (naturally Bucko and I were the living embodiment of wit and sophistication whilst Kev whined like the snotty little wimp that he is) Kev shut down free speech by enabling comment moderation on his blog.

That's right! The Queer Conservative, the Faggy Fighter for Freedom now screens the posts on his blog and only permits those he agrees with. We here at the Spin Cycle are delighted with this outcome and consider it a major achievement. Kevin learned the hard way that the terms of debate are set by those of us on the Left - he and his ilk can only react.

Kevin actually maintains three separate blogs - the main one that your glorious correspondent has referred to so far and two others namely:
  • Cutie Pie Posts - a collection of magazine covers showing the banal whitebread sex objects that Kracker Kevin loves so much;
  • Perfect the Perfect - which is the only place where Kevin makes any sense whatsoever.
In addition to his little blogettes, Kevvy also has an email address. You can mail him on:

But now let's consider some of Kevin's "opinions". Kevin scribbles extensively on those issues which seem to obsess conservatives, the death penalty, Islam, American foreign imperialism, how whites are discriminated against and of course terrorism to name but a few.

Like any screeching right wing shitbag Kevin is vehemently pro death penalty. Take the time to go back through Kev's endless blatherings about the recent execution of "Tookie" Williams, you can just hear him rubbing his chubby little hands together with spiteful glee. Yet when this act of state sanctioned murder was carried out, Kev came over all maudlin and a little bit sombre. Gee Kev, you can't have it both ways, babe. Either you're a foaming at the mouth lynch mob Liza or anti death penalty. They are MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE positions.

Kevin believes that torture is an acceptable method of dealing with the "enemies" of the United States. Kevin conveniently ignores that gay men and lesbians (his own people) have been the subjects torture throughout the ages. Tell me Kev, when the loony right wing of your political party finally succeeds in turning America into a Christian Theocracy and the secret police come knocking on your door, how will you view torture then?

Kevin fails (as you would expect) to grasp the basic concept that torture doesn't work because the victim will tell his or her tormentors anything to avoid the agony. It's fundamentally flawed as a method of interrogation as well as being inhuman. In the same breath, Kevin then justifies the murderous imperialistic warfare being waged on Iraq by the USA because dictators like Saddam used torture and summary execution. Although Kev still holds out hope that the Yanks will find WMD's. Given that position it's a bit rich for my favourite Kweer Konservative to poke fun at the supposed stupidity of the Left.

But Gentle Reader, it gets better. Kevin is a great fan of Jean Marie Le Pen - the leader of the extreme right in France. Le Penn has a history of holocaust denial - but because Le Pen espouses the same racist, xenophobic views that warm the sliver of flint that Kevin refers to as his heart that makes him ok. Like all phase locked conservative intellectual featherweights Kevin tries to backtrack when this is pointed out, but Kevvy - once you say it, you own it.

I wonder if Kevin is aware of the tens of thousands of homosexual men who, wearing the Pink Triangle, were murdered by the Nazis in the Holocaust? No doubt had Kevin been around in the Germany of the 1930's he would have informed on other gays in a spineless and yellow bellied attempt to save his own skin.

The recent race riots which have plagued my country are a direct result of the attitudes that poisonous little trolls like Kampy Kev put about. It's sad to note that people like Kevin Palmer who should know all about the misery of oppression choose to spread the evil rather than struggle against it.

By making himself a poster slut for the queer conservatives, Kevin has abrogated his responsibilities. For all you moderate lesbigay cowards who bitch endlessly because the hated heterosexist majority denies you your "marriages", feel free to thank Kevin for that. His political activity keeps in power those who would deny you your "rights".

Kevin the Queer conservative is a traitor. A traitor to his own people. Kevin is an active participant in a political movement which has as one of it's highest goals the persecution and repression of gays and lesbians. Kevin supports policies which see HIV positive people in the United States denied access to the most basic health care.

Kevin is one of a small legion of tame homosexuals that seek to undermine the gains that we, the Queer Left, have achieved for our people over the last 40 years. In the sidebar of his blog page you'll find a list of similar neo-conservative nancy boys who spout identical views.

Kevin and his cross burning comrades are responsible for the poison of homophobia, bigotry and hatred that causes young gay men and lesbians to take their lives. Conservative homosexuals like Kevin have the blood of Matthew Shepard on their hands. I'm sure it's nice and cosy in the Log Cabin.

Well Kevin, let me tell you on behalf of radical Queer activists everywhere you are exactly the sort of queer we have promised to destroy. There is nothing worse than a traitor.

Remember Kevin - we repay.



At Wed Dec 21, 02:24:00 PM GMT+11, Anonymous Stephen said...

When do we repay the 'left' in this country (Australia) for their support of legislation banning gay marriage?

What's a gay boy to do when both sides of politics in this country continue to deny him his rights on so many issues?

Who are the traitors?


At Wed Dec 21, 03:34:00 PM GMT+11, Blogger Matty the Damned said...


Since when was there a singularity of views within the gay and lesbian communities about gay marriage? I don't remember being consulted about this and I can assure that many other queers agree with me.

In fact I'm a fanatical opponent of marriage in any form; gay or straight. Indeed I wrote a lengthy article about this issue sometime ago here at the Spin Cycle. Why people would want their intimate relationships reduced to institutions of property (which is all marriage is) is a mystery to me. And rather obscene.

But is this issue what activism now amounts to in our community? That two blokes and a cocker spaniel need the Government and the Church to tell them they're a family?

We live in a world where gays and lesbians are routinely put to death in Iran or murdered in Jamaica, China and any other number of nations and all the moderate lesbigays of developed world can do parrot on about fucking "equal marriage rights".

Tell me Steve - when Elton and his man bride tie the knot, how much closer will that bring us to a cure for HIV or ending the torture and murder of our brothers and sisters in other places?

As far as I'm concerned, all the nice, well heeled tame inner city queers who squawk endlessly about "gay marriage" can suck my saggy white AIDS infected tits.

It's pretty clear - the traitors in all of this are pissants like Kevin the Kweer Konservative who actively enable the hard right. Remember that Kevin lines up with people like Jerry Falwell, Trent Lott, George Bush and Karl Rove. In our country he would be in easy company with Tony Abbott, Eric Abetz, David Clarke and Fred Nile.

And the moderate lesbigays who delight in supporting political fruit flies such as Clover Moore are complicit because they never speak out against rats like Kev.


At Wed Dec 21, 04:39:00 PM GMT+11, Anonymous Stephen said...


Don't assume I support anything - whether or not I support gay marriage is neither here nor there.
My point is that the 'left', in this country at least, are no better than the Tony Abbott's etc.
On any issue worthy of note they seem to do no more than support the current govt's stance or tweek it slightly, except perhaps for the IR legislation in which case it was their union backers making them jump - don't forget it was a labour govt that started tearing apart the award system by introducing agency bargaining in the first place.
When are they gonna get some balls and stand up for what they know to be right and give the Australian electorate a real alternative, otherwise I'm afraid it will be three more years of this intolerable govt?

At Thu Dec 22, 09:43:00 AM GMT+11, Blogger Matty the Damned said...


It wasn't an assumption on my part about you supporting gay marriage. You support for the issue was implied in your original answer.

As for a defence of the the wider left in Australia let me say firstly I agree with you that many of the changes to our IR system that we are seeing now were enabled by policies of the Labor Party in the 1980s and 1990s.

As a member of the Socialist Left I opposed these things. The problem is that I come from the MINORITY faction and we are a MINORITY because so many of those who criticise us refuse to join with us to stop the activities of the Right within the party.

It's very easy to stand on the sidelines wearing a nice clean uniform and calling those of us who actually participate dirty.


At Sat Dec 24, 03:11:00 PM GMT+11, Blogger Brian FInch said...

I could not agree more. As for the left side, it's for that reason I have long gone by the motto "fuck the red ribbon and tatoo a bloody red handprint to my forehead instead"

I think the entire institution of marriage sucks. I rather spend my political and activist energy fighting the real battles such as getting fair and equitable access to affordable HIV medications.

At Mon Dec 26, 07:55:00 AM GMT+11, Blogger Ridor said...

Amen, brilliant ENTRY on QC whom I coined as "FaggotConservative" -- he is such a prick that it amazed me with his vitrol comments from time to time.

I may be chubby, and it was amusing to see him attacking me based on my appearances while he is no better with himself!

Way to go!


At Wed Dec 28, 12:59:00 PM GMT+11, Blogger Matty the Damned said...


I've noticed you over at Kweer Kev's. You do excellent work. I admire your efforts. It's hard being the only intelligble voice in a babble of conservative shite.

It doesn't surprise me that Miss Palmer would take cheap shots at you based on your appearance - god forbid that he should have to debate the ISSUES!

Since I posted my little rant about Kampy Kevin the Konservative I've had some say to me "Matty the Damned, why give him such coverage - if you just ignore him he'll go away!"


The reason that human crap like Kevin Palmer continues and prospers is because people pretend to ignore him. He won't go away and his purile scribblings should not go unanswered. He must be taken on. Confronted and engaged for the dickhead that he is.

And that's what you do Ridor. Buckles and I came late to the piece, but I've noticed you've been habitual combatant against Kevin.

Well done darl, you serve the cause honourably and remember - just because you're larger means there's more of you to love.

There's always a warm welcome and genuine friendship for you here Ridor.


At Sat Dec 31, 12:20:00 AM GMT+11, Anonymous DADDY said...

Thank you Sir Matty;

I always enjoy your ability to point out those, whose lack of vision have tainted reality with Psycho-babble that is only the result of repetition of other purveyors of same. The many comments and the blatant duplicity of the above mentioned "Krusader", are seldom if ever, original thought; but simply repitions of the conservative American mantra of the wealthy uninvolved right. His selective posting of "news?" reports from around the world, which simply repeat false statements leaves thinking people at a loss for some "meat". I do wish there was a reason to reply to this errant soul, but alas, the poor sot is lost in his own dogma. I wonder just how caring or sensitive his contempoaries will be when they find out how perverted his "Kueerness" is, and how it so doesn't fit into the "Konservative" mantras of this day. I think of him standing next to "Komrade Cheeney", whose obvious caring for the "American" democracy pushed us into a war that was only done to bolster the coffers of Haliburton, which suffered dasterdly financial woes under his tutelage. I wonder if our precious "Kueer Konservative" would be embraced by him or his kind. I think not. These people, and I use the word people loosely, will shun their own in a second if they find that said individuals let the same sex touch their flacid man-meat.

This leaves me with the same astonishment that comes over me when I see one more "Annoy a Conservative; Work, Suceed, Be Happy" bumper sticker, that simply enforces the view that ONLY certain individuals in this society are blessed with the knowledge of "happiness". There is little that can or should be said to such types, as they are obviously blinded by their own errant belief system.

Thank you for making the attempt to shine the light of intelligence in his realm, and in his center ring. I wish there were hope that it would actually do some good, but in the end, "his own kind" will be the ones to take him out. They do have a tendancy to blindly eat their own kind.

In utter astonishment.

Your Daddy.

At Sat Dec 31, 05:14:00 AM GMT+11, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dude, you lost all credibility when you commented about "retarded" Americans on Kevin's site.

The use of retarded as a pejorative is offensive in the extreme. If you can't do any better than that, you lose the argument before you even start. Big time.

At Mon Jan 02, 08:35:00 AM GMT+11, Blogger Matty the Damned said...

Dearest Daddy,

There's a conclave of these little queer traitors out there on the web. Kev's just a particularly obnxious one (yup there are degrees of icky amongst them) and so we have decided to make an example of him.

It's a shame that Kev didn't have to intellectual capacity to make it in the left - but, well, he can keep Ms. Cheney company.


At Mon Jan 02, 08:53:00 AM GMT+11, Blogger Matty the Damned said...

Dude, you lost all credibility when you commented about "retarded" Americans on Kevin's site.

The use of retarded as a pejorative is offensive in the extreme. If you can't do any better than that, you lose the argument before you even start. Big time.


Dude? Allow me to say that ANYBODY who uses "dude" and "pejorative" in the same breath never had an argument to begin with. But kudos to you for learning a big word.

Unlike Kampy Kevin, we here at the Spin Cycle don't moderate comments that our readers might wish to make. We're SO committed to free speech we even let "Anonymous" post should it wish to.

That said you need to know that comments made by "Anonymous" are viewed with derision and contempt by all members of Spin Cycle.

I mean if the biggest issue for you is that I used "RETARD" on Kevin's bilious website then it indicates that you're unable to engage the issues at hand anyway.

Yes, I used "RETARD", because in a sense Kev is retarded. You know, "delayed", "held back", "incapable of further develop", "limited"? Most apropos of Kevin I think.

I also called him a "cracker" both here and on his site, but I don't see a whole mess of angry rednecks, swiggin' moonshine, eatin' grits, waving the flag of the Confederacy and threatening to "do me nigger style".

As for the intellectually disabled, though I've no doubt they make up a large component of Kevvy's readership, I'm sure they're not sharp enough to be offended by what I say.



At Fri Feb 03, 10:12:00 AM GMT+11, Blogger jay lassiter said...

he probably has a small dick. i think most right wingers do. which makes me proud to be a liberal!

At Sun Feb 12, 07:09:00 AM GMT+11, Blogger John said...

Jay: well, I would say bend over and let's find out but then I saw your picture...

Ridor: poor lil' boy, jealously will get you nowhere in life.

At Mon Apr 24, 01:15:00 PM GMT+10, Blogger SafeTinspector said...

being attacked by Kevin is like being flogged with a warm lettuce.

That made me laugh.

No, I really haven't anything else to contribute.
Not that what I just types would qualify as a contribution anyway.


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