This is a Spin Cycle Service Announcement
Adoring supplicants,
Due to natural disaster and social dislocation The Spin Cycle is not able to provide you with our full compliment of astonishingly witty correspondents. Red Ronnie the Socialist SissyFag, the Depraved Buckles and Hermie the Soul of all Gaydom are currently occupied with other pressing matters of life and death at this point in time.
As for me, Matty the Damned, Troll Master and Keeper of Queer Lore - I can do whatever the fuck I like and since I dazzle you ungrateful bastards with my rapier wit for free you will hear from me when it suits me.
IN SOLIDARITY
MtD
posted by Matty the Damned @ 10/29/2005 12:50:00 AM
5 comments
5 Comments:
Hi Matty
I'm listening......by the way, did you feel the earthquake this morning? Bloody woke me up! See ya at the clothes line, love big sis.
Wouldn't expect any less from you, dear boy! Did you feel the ground move beneath you....?
hey, what's happening to ronnie? he hasn't written for a long time...
Buckles, Hermie and myself have sent Red Ronnie on a Sacred Quest to further the Pervert Cause and the Homosexual Agenda.
He faces great danger but we have no doubts that his stout socialist heart will serve him well in the trial to come.
We expect our beloved sister Red Ronnie back shortly with exciting tales to tell.
MtD
so, when will he be back to telll the tale?
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